1) The Amazing Cinematography

Transformer: The Last Knight is a masterpiece of cinematography. The people who complain that the movie gives them headaches and that the camera’s movement makes them dizzy cannot appreciate the artistic vision of the movie. Every shot, every scene, the strange low angle camera, the way the camera spin in front of the characters and shakes wildly during the action scenes is to convey the emotional feeling of the story and make the audience feel like they’re rolling around the battlefield, dodging alien robots give the feeling of realism that no movie can. It deserves an award for the cinematography alone.

2) The Cars

Everybody loves beautiful cars, right? And in this movie, there are so many gorgeous cars and bikes that every car lovers will sure to drool in front of their screens. From Optimus Prime to Bumblebee, you’d think that this movie made deals with car companies to feature their amazing vehicles in the movie, but no, nothing like that happened at all. Cars are great. This movie is great.

3) The Alternate History

Alternate history is one of the most interesting things a movie can do. So when Transformer: The Last King told its story that in the medieval age, King Arthur and the Knights of the Round tables fought alongside Alien Robots and that Dragons in the myth are actually Transformer, that when I know The Last Knight is the best movie ever of all time. But that’s not all, the movie also shows that Transformers and human actually fought alongside each other throughout history, and Bumblebee actually helped the Allied defeat the Nazis during World War 2, not contradicting what was said in the previous movies at all. Plus dressing up Blenheim Palace, Sir Winston Churchill’s home as a Nazi Headquarter with Swastikas draped over is a great way to pay respect to the late Prime Minister, right?

And these are the reasons why Transformer: The Last Knight is the best movie ever of all time. And it definitely deserves an Oscar in 10 different categories. 10/10.

If you can’t tell at this point, this is a joke. It’s April Fool’s Day. This really is one terrible movie and it’d take me hours to tell you how bad this piece of burning garbage is. I couldn’t even be bothered to come up with more than three reasons. This movie just isn’t worth your time.